Beer Gut

The quicker thrower upper!

Beer in the left hand, clicker in the right! Do you forget what your feet look like?
Can you find Mr. Happy without a mirror?Do you drink beer for a living? Is your beer breath so bad that when you yawn your teeth duck? Is your belt putting in time and a half? Does your shirt look like a tennis bubble? Maybe it's time for Beer Gut Pills. . .the pill that takes the butt out of your gut and shows you what's at the end of your legs. Take Beer Gut Pills every time you have the urge to drink a case and watch those yards disappear from your waistline.

Dr. Chunky Brewster, Big Suds Laboratories Belly Hill, Kentucky