Bullshit Blasters

Soothes the sore throat and bad taste caused by bullshitting. Lasts for hours. Offer them to your friends everytime they start bullshiting you! If youare constantly victimized by "Deja Moo" I gotta feeling I heard this bullshit before, you need Bullshit Blasters. Now CUT THE CRAP! These amazing little pills will cure even the worst bullshitters no matter how tall the tale or how enormous the exaggeration!
DIRECTIONS: Pop two pills with 18 oz. of prune juice and 5 tablespoons of castor oil. Before you can shoot the shit, you'll be shooting the shit!