Fart Attack

or extreme cases of ear-shattering, nose-breaking farts, use New 3X FART ATTACK, the medication that attacks farts at their root. Specially formulated for people who constantly propel their butt sulphur into the atmosphere. If you're an inconsiderate clod who blow dries his own thighs with back door exhaust, it's time to stop cutting the cheese with FART ATTACK. Simply take two FART ATTACK tablets after every meal, stick a cork in the old red eye and trap those fart fumes forever! WARNING: Keep distance from others when using this product. Cover up delicate objects. Do not operate heavy machinery,