Gay Away

Stop the cravin' for misbehavin' with Dr. Neil Formee's Gay Away Pills. Just 2 pills a day will have you off the stick and in the bush in a matter of weeks. If after 2 weeks you still like your meat rare and find yourself still knocking at the back door, increase dose to 4 pills a day. Don’t put it off for another minute, skip to your nearest store, scratch your way to the front of the line before they’re all gone.