GolfEx

Tired of being the 19th Hole? It's hard to face life as a golf widow - all those long empty springs, summers and falls ahead with no one to nag. But take comfort, you are not alone. Millions of women know your pain, your suffering, your broken heart and your burned pot roasts! Put the waiting behind you with Golfex. Take a couple of Golfex, get together with other golf widows and paint the town red. Party to your hearts delight, bars, discos, male strippers, party! party! party! Share Golfex with your friends. When he gets home with golf
stories, let him know you hit a couple of balls of your own.

Dr. Anita Husband, Lonely Hearts Laboratories, Waitin, Texas