Ignoranus

If you suffer from chronic ignorance, lack of intelligence or the inability to "get it", you need Ignoranus big time! This will cure most common forms of stupidity in minutes. And don't worry, the only side effect is a slight possibility of enlightenment, but this happens in very rare cases only. Instead of spewing your dumb opinions, chew Ignoranus. Keep your mouth busy sucking and chewing rather than talking. You won't appear to be such a dead head at all! The good news is you can expect a sizeable rebate on your brain taxes.