Kosher

Now anyone can enjoy great slabs of greasy bacon, pork fried rice and corned beef on buttered white bread with Canadian cheddar, mayo and a chocolate shake. Eat shrimp, lobster, picnic shoulder and pork bologna! Who can resist pork chops drowned in thick mushroom cream soup with a slice of pineapple. Stop denying yourself that long awaited bowl of hot cream of Spam soup. GUILT FREE

DIRECTIONS: Stop putzing around take 2 Kosher Pills and eat all the traife you want. That's right the pill that makes everything kosher right in your belly.