Pussy Whip

Overworked? Underlaid? Do you have to ask your wife what your opinion is? Does your Honey-Do List barely fit on a CD? If you can't remember the last time you went out with the boys, you are one pussy whipped sucker! Grow back those nads she chopped off and be a man! Take PussyWhip and go from being a "yes, dear" to a "yes, dear THIS honey!"

DIRECTIONS: Take 2 PussyWhip Pills and tell her to shove her demands where the sun don't shine! If you survive, you'll have made your point!

Dr. I. M. DeBoss, Grand Gonads Laboratories, Cass Straights, Indiana.