Senior Momints

For those pesky times in life when you forget where you parked your car or where you left your spouse or what day it is - enjoy a Senior Momint, the sweet little mint that takes the puzzlemint out of aging, at least until the next baffling question pops in your head (eg. where am I going?). While you enjoy the refreshmint of this sweet little candy, you can forget about all your cares and woes - like where are my keys? Did I leave my teeth in the car? Did I flush? So take a break from memory loss and thinning hair, from poor vision and bad hearing and enjoy a sweet Senior Momint whenever you are having a senior moment.

Dr. Kay O. Pectate
Kevorkian Labs
Oldfolk, Virginia