Ty One On

If you spent your birthday bombed, kegged, looped or loaded you need DOUBLE STRENGTH help in nano seconds! TY-ONE-ON Pills are the instant cure for chronic morning after Birthday Party suffering. Get immediate relief from throbbing headaches, projectile chunk blowing, enlarged liver, deadly beer farts and stagnant gorilla breath.

DIRECTIONS: Take 2 DOUBLE STRENGTH TY-ONE-ON tablets, flush your car keys down the toilet and keep drinking! The more hammered you are, the less you'll care about puking and a sore head, Happy Bithday! Remember Never Drink & Drive.

Dr. Sum Ting Wong. Bowl Hugging Labs. Hangover, Maryland